(IC) Corrupt-a-wish

[GEOR TENROU WOLF]

INSTRUCTIONS

Poster before you makes a wish, you corrupt it, then make your own wish, so post looks like:
Previous poster: - I wish I had a Ferrari.

You: - You get your Ferrari, then some punks beat you up, and steal the keys.
-I wish I had infinite money.

So here I go: I wish I could fly!

[CALEB JAMES CONLEY]

Wish granted but then you get sucked into an airplane motor.

I wish my hair wasn't so bright.